You've been washing your fruits and vegetables all wrong

Yep, that's the title of another yahoo article telling us we are stupid, bumbling idiots.  Can't wash vegetables, can't cut up a watermelon, and can't even tie my shoes.  Well, I'm so old I once sat on Plato's knee  so I've lots of experience at doing mundane, common, ordinary tasks and I certainly don't need Yahoo telling me I'm stupid.  Most of their writers can't spell or compose proper sentences and the one that wrote this one probably can't even cook.  Go away Yahoo and let me wallow in my own stupidity.  If I can't wash a vegetable I doubt I can read your article.