Alaskan says he accidentally stole car

That could be true. I did once. It was at a Ford Dealership in Hickory, NC back in the 70's. I had dropped my brand new car off for repairs and my salesman told me I could borrow his car. "It's the little red convertible out back. The keys are in it."

Sure enough, there was a little red convertible with the keys in it around back. I drove it to work. Unfortunately it wasn't his little red convertable. Luckily I never got pulled over. I should have though. I worked at the county courthouse and parked in full full of the Newton Police Department and I had to drive past the County Highway Patrol Station three times that day.