I am moving into the city of Randleman next month which means my I.Q. will increase by 10 points. Still, living in Randolph County still means I'm not nearly as intelligent as I would be if I still lived in Greensboro. If I was a Liberal Democrat who blogged and was a homeowner in Greensboro I might be able to get a job working with my brain rather than my hands.

Damn. I wish my parents had taught me this when I was younger.