Miley Cyrus had a wardrobe malfunction

How quaint.  She now joins a long list of celebrities who can't keep their clothes on.  The headlines claim she had an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction and they were correct.  No she wasn't embarrassed.  I was.  That is one ugly woman with a punk haircut.  When her bra came loose my face turned red.  She acted like she was pleased with herself.