Citizen complaints about a lady gardner fall on deft ears. It seems a lady likes to garden in the buff, or nearly so. She does wear yellow thongs and pink gloves but nothing else. I suppose the city was going to enact a law making it illegal to garden in the buff but probably realized it wasn't the ladies nakedness that was offensive-it was the color combination of pink and yellow.
In equally offensive news, a man gives a police officer a provacative gesture and is awarded $5,000.00 for his behaviour. Makes one want to puke at a baseball game. Oh, sorry, that's another offensive story.
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