Monday, August 30, 2010

It's Not Mine

I'm sure the cops are tired of hearing this excuse but wrong doers keep thinking that this denial will be convincing and the police will let them go. One man said the pants he was wearing were not his, one man said the wallet with is ID and money and credit cards were his but the drugs in the wallet were not. On man claimed that although he was the only person in a car being pursued by the police and was behind the wheel when police pulled him from the vehicle he wasn't driving.

If you have ever watched just one episode of Cops you will have heard at least one person claim the drugs found in their car, in their purse, in their wallet, tied to their scrotum via a string, and even insert in their anus was not theirs. so it doesn't surprise me that Paris Hilton, with all her money, had to borrow a purse and did not notice the vial of drugs inside it. Everything in that purse was hers except for the drugs, of course. Now one would think that someone as rich and wordly as Paris Hilton could have come up with a line a little more original that "it isn't mine."

From that it's hard to believe her stupidity is just an act.

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